I've got a few days before I'm back at work and I know you all get bored when I'm not writing! So, given the current political situation (and the fact that North Korea will probably spoil everyone's day soon), I thought I'd give you the opportunity to vote for a new candidate for PM.Scruffs is standing for election on June 4th (MEP Scruffy) and I want you to give him your support. Simply let me know if you would vote for him (please feel free to include all members of your family).
If he gets enough support, he pledges to abolish all MP expenses and to talk to the local North Korean cats to see if he can dissuade them from launching pre-emptive kitty-litter strikes at the South. He will also increase the state pension and give all Veterans free travel throughout the UK, free gas and electricity and respect from every spotty teenager in the country.
Go on...vote for him; you know you have to!
Xf
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Oh he's got my vote. He'd probably do better than any of the Homo sapiens we've got doing the job at the moment!
go Scruffs go!
he gets my vote, better than any of the silly human politicions.
He'd do a lot less harm than certain politicians, so he gets my vote!
Does this candidate wish to claim food or litter on expenses, and what does he propose for all the drunks you have to mop up?
He has my vote!!!!
I'd vote for him, and so will my three kitties!
Is there something in his manifesto about can openers that paws can operate?
definitely voting for scruffs! i suspect he has more sense than any of the other party candidates...
I take it the cardboard box he's in is going to be his MEP home and that he won't be claiming excessive amounts for it, I'll vote for him as he's cute
Yep, he gets my vote too.
He's got my vote - and my cat's too. She asks me to add that she's a trim little feline, single, with reasonable prospects and as much Iams as she can eat .... little hussy!
Although I can't make up my mind if Scruffs is yawning, miaowing or laughing his furry little paws off!
Count me in on this!!! Any news on the book???
Hi xf
Most definately! Scruffs u got the job!!!
Lv joan x
Can I, as a Canadian living in the US, vote in a UK election? If so, here's another vote for Scruffs!
As I did all the voting I can do for a while back last November, and got my guy elected - I am ineligible to vote for your PM - but if I could, I think Scruffs has many of the qualities I approve in a candidate.
What is his position on Green Technology?
North Korea is going to nuke Japan, if it nukes anyone. Decide what Japanese stuff you need, and stock up.
Cats are self centered and lack empathy, is my view. And they cover up shit when ever they can. This sounds like better MP than most.
I'll vote for him! He is far superior to the UKIP and BNP candidates that have defiled my letterbox so far! Their leaflets were shredded and I wish I could do the same thing to both parties! Vive Scruffs!
i'm not even a brit, but i'd vote for him!!!!!!!! dunno for sure what you're pollies are like, but i tend to dislike all human politicians on principal... i have one question for him though... how does scruff plan on tackling the stand-off between felines and canines???
I'm sold, can he come to Ireland and run here too?
go for it scruff four legs are better than two
Got my vote, now get back to work you bum
If we've got to work, and by that i mean take turns sun bathing outside a&e while waiting for handover and our trolley back, shortest time has been 30mins longest has been 4hrs, great fun all together
Yeah he's top of my list! lol Go Scruffs!
Yeah! Scruffs is back. Hasn't he grown to be a handsome boy.
Definitely got my vote! On an 'off' day i bet scruffs has more sense than most of those idiots sorry i meant politicians.
hmf
My system ('McAfee') has censored the photo of Scruffs. Is it really, really, rude?
I'd vote for Scruffy - He'd be more honest and work harder than many of the politians we have in the US.
Ben
He will only claim for food that is eaten whilst on official duties. He'll use outside facilities instead of litter to save taxpayer's money.
As for the drunks - he has a radical plan but its probably illegal.
Rhiannon
I'll have to look into this on behalf of Scruffs.
Anon
The cardboard box is where he lives whilst on constituency duties; there's no cost to the tax payer.
Uncle J
Of course it's not rude... maybe you should downgrade your security settings :-)
Cute cat... got my vote!
Kate
UK
I'll vote for Scruffs as soon as I'm old enough to vote! Sruffs has got the vote over every politician me and my soon-to-be-able-to-vote friends can think of!
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